Own Brand Booze

[Jimmy]

I'm sure many of you have noticed that supermarkets are making their own knock off versions of branded spirits, one of my favourite was the Baileys clone that was from Lidl (I think) and called Irish Mist. I noticed something else in Asda a few weeks ago called ScotchMac which sounded like the laziest attempt at implying Caledonian heritage that I've ever seen.

So, anyone else spotted any others that made them laugh or can you think of one they should do?

[mozr]

The ASA would not allow it but I think that using colloquial terms for being drunk would be a great branding tool.

'Can I have a pint of Sloshed please?'

'Could I have two bottles of Pissed, and a Legless and coke?'

'Have you got any Arseholed on tap?'

'How much is the Fuckedup?'

[stout]

i could go for a Plastered , just about now Mozr

Jimmy - i still love the brutal honesty of the cheapest own brands

the ones that just say GIN or VODKA in big letters

like a viz cartoon - smoke TABS

[Admiral Toad]

I think a slogan such as 'Making alcaholism affordable' would be quite apt >:D

[stout]

a recession busting family favourite indeed , Admiral

now that i'm makin my own - for tuppence ha'penny - i still find myself scoffing and tutting at the exorbitant price of £7 for a bottle of the generic nail varnish remover gin

stuff ye wouldn't do yer bunions with


robbin' buggers


why , i oughtta !

[Jimmy]

Not drink related, but it did amuse me:

[stout]

Red Labial

i'm sure johnnie walkers copyright people got in a real flap about that

[stout]

or maybe they just drew the beef curtains on the whole incident




*stout gets coat*

[stout]

i'm over the road at the Plaza del GoGo all week

twice on saturdays

try the chips'n'gravy del monico

tell 'em i sent ya



thangyouveymuchangoonite

[Admiral Toad]

Jimmi

Danm meunt mi dislaxeeaa

[Admiral Toad]

I see Johnie's a grafter too !