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Joke of the day

Postby Icefever » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:05 am

Car Problem


There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. “Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer. “Well”, says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.” “I thought it might be a grounding problem”, says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.” They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: “Well, what do you think?” “Ummm perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”




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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Easydrinker » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:25 am

OK,that was good!
I did come here with trepidation,wondering who might be offended by it.

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