StillSmart

stupid effin dark ages country

it's buggerin typical too - i've no home brew ready

"washes washes everywhere , nor any drop to drink"


not to mention 38 litres of cider just put on yesterday

bloody religious buggers in this hillbilly hole


where's me mornin' pint !

land of saints and scholars - my hole !

aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!



*dies of thirst*

All, this is why we don't drink the foreshots........

U daft bugger even me in my most pissed state could probably plan for one good Friday a year
Still Eire might be a bit backward but the craic is grand
Gan canny mate it's Saturday soon !

praise the lord and pass the ammunition

" Barman !"

Sorry I couldn't join you all yesterday in offering our collective commiserations to our good friend Stout in his desperate hour of alcoholic deprivation - but I was just too pissed

BTW everyone knows that failing to consume copious quantities of alcohol on Good Friday, in Ireland, is grounds deportation and excommunication - c'mon, you'll get us all a bad name.

They should change it to "BLOODY GOOD" Friday.

I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am but the drunker I stand here the longer I get...