I ask for forgiveness from the brotherhood.

[Icefever]

Mrs Ice & I went shopping today....when I entered the drinks isle I was set upon by a demon, who sat on my shoulder and whispered in my lughole...."1 LTR of spirits all for £15".

What was I to do???? I do love that damned Oakheart, and to beat me down further they had two kinds of Oakheart. The original I'd never seen...so I finished up buying a bottle of each....there I said it, and I don't care.



Now I'm home I feel I must confess to the brotherhood for forgiveness.....I'm off out to see if I can find any nettles to act out self-flagellation....please forgive this wretch.

[Squint]

I would take one of those bottles back and complain,
reason being ones not full,

or are you saying, you have sipped some, thought you meant you bought one of each for somebodies Christmas presents

[inspector gadget]

You must go to your local and say three hail mary's four our fathers and ask the landlord for forgiveness.

[Icefever]

I would take one of those bottles back and complain,
reason being ones not full,

or are you saying, you have sipped some, thought you meant you bought one of each for somebodies Christmas presents

I can't lie to the brotherhood...no they were not Crimbo prezzies...and I'd had a slug out of one bottle...

You must go to your local and say three hail mary's four our fathers and ask the landlord for forgiveness.

I'll just finish this nice roast dinner Mrs Ice has cooked and I'm off down the local.

[Easydrinker]

Some of the Brothers can be harsh!
Because I percieve you to be truly penitent, I absolve You of ALL wrong doing.

Robert.

[Icefever]

Thank you brother Robert. ..

[Mash]

You are forgiven.

But I think "ALL" is a bit strong Robert

[Easydrinker]

Forgiveness has to be complete.

Robert.

[Curmudgeon]

It is only by tasting the commercial stuff that you can confirm you've improved on it yourself, so buying when it's on offer seems reasonable.

[gaza the instructor]

All this mention of "The C word" and its early
October guys. Your making me feel very faint,
and quite unwell. Visions of The Mother-in-Law
sitting in my sea.... 321 back in the room.
Where was I...

[Mash]

Yup soon be time to get the festive ale started. Christmas cheer in a glass.

[Easydrinker]

Shush, do not wake the phantom, he has slumbered the last few weeks,while delivering xmas goods in his truck.He is working his nuts off.

Robert.

[Icefever]

Shush, do not wake the phantom, he has slumbered the last few weeks,while delivering xmas goods in his truck.He is working his nuts off.

Robert.

I know the feeling...we're running around like idiots, anyone would think that the whole system is going to shut down for a month, instead of a couple of days.

The best I've had was a couple of years back, I delivered one pallet of bleach to a Tes*o RDC on a 44 tons truck on the 23rd of crimbo....one pallet that's all I had on when I left the yard...the worlds gone mad let me get off...

[inspector gadget]

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Shush, do not wake the phantom, he has slumbered the last few weeks,while delivering xmas goods in his truck.He is working his nuts off.

Robert.

I know the feeling...we're running around like idiots, anyone would think that the whole system is going to shut down for a month, instead of a couple of days.

The best I've had was a couple of years back, I delivered one pallet of bleach to a Tes*o RDC on a 44 tons truck on the 23rd of crimbo....one pallet that's all I had on when I left the yard...the worlds gone mad let me get off...

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Look on the bright side Ice, the horses had an easy ride that day, extra hay when you got to the drop, the bridleway was probably very quiet enabling a steady plod back to the stables before bedding them down for the night...

[Icefever]

What about the highway men and vagabonds that are lurking & waiting for a law abiding citizen like me to pass by??