Three words story.

[inspector gadget]

She said infectiously...

[Dave]

but, alas, too

[Icefever]

...late for it...

[Dave]

had expired yesterday

[inspector gadget]

in the forenoon..

[Dave]

But, nevertheless, unperturbed,

[Easydrinker]

With parachute adjusted,

[Icefever]

...she plummeted downwards...

[inspector gadget]

gaining momentum exponentially

[Dave]

until terminal velocity

[Easydrinker]

Finally stopped her.

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Chapter #2..
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Lord Willoughby looked rumbustious in his velvet plus 4's and red boots "Where the Hell?" has Gertrude gone with my pajamas and frilly undies? This cold weather has brass monkeys and pink rinosaurosososusses wanting to hibernate up a tree, what's that smell ?It's coming from that black drum. what is inside? Black strap molasses? That's strange because I don't like my wife to wear a mask and kinky boots as Halloween's over. Removing the chains the ship started to sink quickly one last time inflating her Mae-West And sitting upon Captain Birdseyes knee .his wooden leg throbbing in anticipation gave rise to juvenile delinquent tendencies the woodworm continued to eat through her pinewood cheesecutter soporific penicillin oozed from the joints of her toes Which bore signs like 30mph and Caution Speed Humps , at this point beware it's sharp as lemon juiceand twice as nice as ice cold vodka martini from the minibar between the sheets Of brown paper hidden for some but for those of dubious morals 'twas bright pink On the black policeman's helmet badge scarper quick shouted the singing mice three blind mice THAT DRANK FORESHOTS with their coffee while pink elephants danced the tango Crushing the dancefloor She gazed into his bloodshot eyes and whispered quietly what I really could do with is a Rum with ice and Kermit the Frog holding an umbrella over his crossword before I kiss the Blarney stone .



She began slowly to melt into a copper pot half a pound of 2p rice and 24 blackbirds and some molasses a dark beauty of a pie , then at midnight She shared it but couldn't help the delicious aroma wafting past her (Censor Warning - I am watching!) large warted nose made his eyes turn inside out like giant coloured grains of Rice on the end of the table ten lords leaped Along with 8 beams of hate directed towards the Octagonal headed Octopus. They called him Peter the Perfect circus cannonball catcher Ex-England slip fielder, Butter-fingers to his Psychotic Cephalopod friends who are very forgiving and exceptionally Good with blenders and opening jars With their teeth and suckers so whatever you do don't run backwards across the Irish sea for Christmas said Spike because the ying tong river is deep the snorkel's short I cant breath she said,clutching at Gaza's throat showing no mercy as she slipped inexorably into his enormous drinking trousers with hands full of chicken feathers that's just foul he shouted at the referee obnoxiously while ducking down into a duvet Oh, I'm sorry she stuttered, what on earth's that in your pocket? I'm just pleased to see you! Let's have a large iced bun and a stiff drink to celebrate our new pyjama's.


You, say pyjama's.... I say nanas that nearly scans she chortled rumbunctiously Whilst clutching tightly her very pink moist, but warm Krispy Kreem donut with chocolate sprinkles she reached down her long thin slender, silky smooth he'd been dreaming of giving herBetter dental floss "Damn", he exclaimed the floss snapped and he awoke head in hands clutching her tooth fairy by the short and curly lady garden locks .they were Golden and just like Sunkissed Shredded Wheat!all soggy and lots of floating milk soaked debris covered the pillows At least that's his excuse, but enter the cleaner at your peril she did her best not to Make a sound opening the small black box, with her sharp nails Manicured to perfection she removed the secret recipe for Peanut butter jelly and proceeded to load her still smoking Smith and Taylor Cellar Card .What the feck? She said infectiously but, alas, too late for it had expired yesterday in the forenoon.. But, nevertheless, unperturbed, With parachute adjusted, she plummeted downwards gaining momentum exponentially until terminal velocity Finally stopped her.

Chapter 3

[gaza the instructor]

three inches short

[Dave]

er, than she

[inspector gadget]

was prepared for..