Three words story.

[Thunderbird]

the snorkel's short

[gaza the instructor]

I cant breath

[Easydrinker]

she said,clutching

[Curmudgeon]

at Gaza's throat

[inspector gadget]

showing no mercy

[Easydrinker]

as she slipped

[Dave]

inexorably into his

[gaza the instructor]

enormous drinking trousers

[Curmudgeon]

with hands full

[Easydrinker]

of chicken feathers

[Dave]

that's just foul

[Easydrinker]

he shouted at

[inspector gadget]

the referee obnoxiously

[Curmudgeon]

while ducking down

[Icefever]

...into a duvet...