Numbers and being realistic...

[Mash]

Dont worry children all animals are
safe on this site.
As long as you keep 'em away from Uncle
Mash and Easydrinker (The mole
killers!!!).
Now drink the rest of your Gin and
sleep tight kiddies.

I find that offensive "The mole killers!!! " indeed.
I am not a one trick pony you know - there is plenty of other vermin to clean up !

Last year it was like a feckin wildlife park 'round ere!!

[gaza the instructor]

Try Squirrels they move a bit quicker Mash.
More fun to shot, that's about all we get
round here.