Important Health Information

[vino-tinto]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of the above, ask your doctor about the health benefits of a good bottle of spirit.

Drinking spirit is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of sprits almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Drinking spirits may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not drink it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, table dancing, and a desire to sing Karaoke.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of spirits may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of spirits may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of spirits may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of spirits may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking.

[FullySilenced]

Over consumption may require you to watch the following video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK_jDA3qrUU

[John51]

Or this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8G410aI8Pk

[Easydrinker]

Brilliant,not only Douglas Adams fans on here but also DR. Hook ones!
Robert.

[KerryW]

Well when some one can tell em the exact recipe for a PanGalacticGargleBlaster then all will be good,,
until then I shall take my towel with me and hope the Vogons detour our lovely planet,,

oh Yes,, So long and thanks for all the fish!!!

[YHB]

For Those who missed it.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Pan_G ... le_Blaster

[GrunthosTheFlatulent]

Well I only came here to try to arrange a poetry workshop with both Paul Neil Milne Johnstone and Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, as there seems to be some contention over which is the better writer. I got stranded on this insignificant little blue-green planet and have started making my own because no-one seems to sell that Ol' Janx Spirit.


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