OK I'm in.

[Mash]

I can just picture him sipping on JD faux whiskey and jumping about....

.....to banging tunes making a proper racket!

[Easydrinker]

'Scuse a cut and paste from Wiki

Spelling

Racket is the standard spelling of the word. Racquet is an alternative spelling[2][3] used more commonly in certain sports (squash, racquetball, badminton) and less commonly in others (tennis).[1] Racket is the preferred spelling in tennis.[1] While some writers, especially those outside North America, prefer the French-influenced racquet, racket is the predominant spelling by a large margin.[1] Similarly, while some believe that racket came about as a misspelling of racquet, racket is in fact the older spelling: it has been in use since the 16th century, with racquet only showing up later in the 19th century as a variant of racket.[1]

I don't mind being laughed at.
I also like to be right

Robert.