Stay the F*** at home.

[Mash]

The world has caught a virus
So I have written you a poem
We can help to cure it
If we stay the F*** at home.

Weather you have got 12 kids
Or your living on your own
Lock it down and isolate
And stay the F*** at home.

If you think your not at risk here
Your living in a dome
It spreads faster than a hooker legs
So Stay the F*** at home.

But I need the gym, I need the beach.
I hear you bitch and moan
You need to grow a brain cell
And stay the F*** at home.

But I feel fine, I don't feel sick
I'll go out on my own
How thick are you, you selfish prick
Stay the F*** at home.

From LA through to Berlin
From Wuhan through to Rome
There's are people dying everyday
So Stay the F*** at home.

If you need to contact family
Use Facebook, Skype or phone
We have got the fucking Internet
So stay the F*** at home.

This could even be a song... last verse

The only way to slow it down is isolate not roam,
Please help the world get back on track,
And stay the F*** at home
Ooh stay the F*** at home
Please stay the F*** at home
Don't you be a fucking dick
And staaay the fuuuck at hooome

This is brilliant, and written by one of our Australian cousins (i think)

[StillDave]

And here it is......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BA9eTXwGIk

[Edwatters]

This was made into a song, check you tune. Hilarious