Still Smarter

Socca poofters !! Can't stand them or their so called hero's. All
here for money nothing else and stopping the British talent from
playing. When i asked one of the local Chelsea thugs if England
would beet France, his reply "I don't care it's not Chelsea!" just
about sums it all up! I personally would not piss on this individual
even if he was on fire. And if he stepped in front of the Bentley
it would be a waste of brake pads.

I used to play rugby for the school team.
That was playing, not watching.
Very different.
Had a bonkers Welsh coach that was going to turn me into a Fly half for England.
Oh, to have that energy again!

Robert.

Feck me.
Ahead of the clocks moving, the Cockerel is starting to crow.
Does that mean that I should go to bed for an hour, or make coffee and embrace a new day?

Robert.

Setting the myriad of fecking clocks in my house ready for tomoz which is the last day of viewings on my . I hate it when Rodney Richpigge types look down their nose cos I have woodchip on the walls

Oh, I wish I could actually remember the last time that I stuck a line of woodchip.
Good luck with your viewings, sale and downsizing.

Robert.

Here is an amusing one.
Last Friday, I did the mole, (catching and trapping), about 3 miles, using the e-bike, on a neighbouring farm.
Got home and slowly went Mutton Jeff in one ear.
Complete loss of hearing by evening.
Slept on it, and awoke restored.
I am hating getting older.
I took my younger years for granted.

Life's a bitch and then you die!

Robert.

Forgot to say, Happy British Summer Time

Robert.

Thanks for your good wishes mate, I SAID THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD WISHES . Soz Robert, I can't help myself viewings went amazingly well. One viewer asked how much I want to take it of the market. I'll let him know tomoz, hope he's sitting down The last couple drove 200 miles from Hertfordshire today to have a look around.

Good luck with the sale, I recall it being on the cards for awhile.
Do move somewhere with a 'Man-cave or Man shed'.
After your current/previous palatial acres, you are going to need a little space to play.

Robert.

buffalobob wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:55 am Thanks for your good wishes mate, I SAID THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD WISHES . Soz Robert, I can't help myself viewings went amazingly well. One viewer asked how much I want to take it of the market. I'll let him know tomoz, hope he's sitting down The last couple drove 200 miles from Hertfordshire today to have a look around.

Lol.

I hope it all goes well. London is migrating.. Its official.

Not all Mash I am getting to like this Druggie bashin' they are to easy.

What you need is something to ferment them in

Do you mean drown? Or as the yanks do Water board!!

Fermenting druggies.
Do you think that they would be missed?

Robert.

Not a couple of dozen around here.
The latest is they wear shoulder holsters for their phones,
a bit like a gun!!

Must make them feel special?
Some police brutality I do miss.

Robert.

Oh, for a real life 'Judge Dredd'!

Robert.

Well, lambing started here tonight, so after supper and a lazy G'night. it was a frantic cleaning of a barn, to bring the littlle cutties in from the overnight frosts that we can expect for the next week.
It will all seem worth it when they come back from the butcher.

Robert.

Today was stonking, made up for last night, slicing open a very recently dead ewe to try and save her twin lambs.
Matt Baker never telivises the down side of lambing.
Edited for broadcast.
No doubt.

Anyway, the bees were busy bringing in pollen, so all good there.

The very recently released from bird flu chucks are tacking the piss and building hidden nests.
I found one so far.

Robert.
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Flogged my hovel for 60k over the asking price my offer for a new residence was accepted today. Already been to the tip 3 times with accumulated shite and many more to come. The bad news is the water meter in my new domicile so I'll be picking brains re pumps, water containers etc.

Been eating mainly nettle soup recently (no feckin bread) in the vain hope of losing the lockdown baby that I've been carrying for the last year. Got a wedding to attend in a few months and need to get rid of half my bodyweight to fit into my one and only suit. My OH says I should get a new suit but my inner scotsman is shouting NO very loudly. Do I get used to being called fat Bob and get a new suit or starve myself, feck exercise, its not an option.

I am carrying around half a stone of 'beer baby'.
During lockdown it hasn't mattered that I go out publicly in trackies, 'cos I wear a face mask.
I need to lose the weight.
I need to drink less beer, that is the hard part.
Starting to cycle more, necessity, as not driving.
Small appetite due to Meds.
I can only blame the beer.
I don't want to spend the summer being called fat Robert when I don the budgie smugglers!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgg my eyes are burning.

Mash be kind he is our friend! Got to admit ED not a good thought, mind you
could be worse Mash? A Mankini, now that could cost you your Breakfast.
All i say about myself is..Brighton Beach, Whale, Rope and Greenpeace!

Re the weight thing, I can recommend running. Try walking/running to start (say from lamppost to lamppost) then gradually build up as time goes by (say 2 lampposts running/ 1 walking). I drink as much beer as any of you I can assure you, but am not overweight (I'm 66kg), and I can burn 1,500 calories on a long run. It takes a bit of time, but you don't have to starve yourself in the process.