Where I am today

[Jules]

I slipped on the stairs a couple days ago and fell on the edge of the step with my back. Drunk as a skunk I was so I can't even pretend I was clumsy can barely move but it was a good night overall had too much of my own drink. not that it will teach me anything

[gaza the instructor]

You see if the Government had listened to you. We could have had Test "n" Taste,
I think that would work better.

[Jules]

That sounds like a great idea. You should go into politics Gaza

[buffalobob]

If you were drunk as a skunk you should really have been on your hands and knees to avoid accidents in the home Jules. That's where you went wrong

[Jules]

That is very true Bob but I was going down the stairs. And I didn't want to scare the dogs looking like something out The Ring I probably would have broken my neck on all fours. I did crawl up the stairs one time not too long ago and woke up to carpet burn on my forehead. I don't think there's any hope for me I need to either stop drinking (unlikely) or pee in a bucket downstairs instead of trying to make it to the bathroom

[buffalobob]

Personally I'd quite like a urinal tucked away in the corner of the living room, I wouldn't have to piss in the kitchen sink then

[Jules]

I would do that but I'm not nimble enough to get up there, especially now let's get a living room loo, Bob

[gaza the instructor]

Friction burn on the forehead, thats impressive. I used to suffer
with friction burns to the Elbows when I was younger, but that
is another story.

[gaza the instructor]

As for trusting my aim and peeing in a pot?? I am a bad shot
from a foot according to the wife. So a living room long shot
would involve a Raincoat, Wellies and Umbrellas for everyone
else.

[Jules]

Ahaha and I thought if someone had a living room toilet, it would be you Gaza. Maybe one day

[buffalobob]

Nah, you don't want a toilet in the living room Gaza, I'm thinking of a pub type urinal. You can't be having a dump in the living room, were not animals.

[Easydrinker]

Hurrah!
Laptop sorted and fixed.
My apprenticeship has paid dividends.

Robert.

[gaza the instructor]

Does this mean you are a black belt in commputery as well ED?

[gaza the instructor]

You are quite right BB. Dumping is a time for peace, solitude and meditation
or possibly medication as your need must.

[buffalobob]

spot on Gaza, I can only imagine what a group poop would be like

[gaza the instructor]

BB you've seen Blazing Saddles haven't you. No camp fire just our Jules doing a
spirit run for neutral. Trouble is who is going to be Mongo ?

[buffalobob]

Doesn't matter who Mongo is as long as there are no naked flames involved. I bloody love baked beans me

[Jules]

I'm fine being Mongo. The shoe kinda fits. And baked beans and neutral sounds good to me

[Easydrinker]

There are times when a moderator shakes their head, and says "MOVE ON", this is tedious.
This is one of those times.

Apart from you poster childers having a smirk, we are mostly bored with this thread.
Please move on and not cause deletions.
Which will happen without warning.
Lots of love,
the forum police.

Robert.

[buffalobob]

Nuff said

[gaza the instructor]

Not long to go until the pub opens now!!

[Jennysgin]

Not long to go until the pub opens now!!

Beer gardens open tomorrow!
And shops
Thank goodness, my son has virtually nothing that fits!

[gaza the instructor]

Beer Gardens have been open two weeks here, but noone is
using them because it's too bloomin' cold.

[Jennysgin]

Ah, but we're hardy up here!

[Icefever]

Beer Gardens have been open two weeks here, but noone is
using them because it's too bloomin' cold.

We had a great afternoon on Fri at the caravan, sunny and not too windy, yesterday was nice until noon then it went cold, & it's cold at the moment and we're off for Sunday lunch at our local. That's outside under a very large covered frame, (picture small circus tent ) like lots of folks first time for a year...I must admit we've loved this weekend so far being able to pop over to the caravan, stayed in our own pitch, now Sunday lunch.... we're almost human again....well most of us....


Ice.