Still Smarter

Just shoot the little feckers from the sky.
It doesn't matter what they are, they are bad!

Robert.

I was out doing the mole on a neighbouring farm today, and couldn't believe the number of "lost" helium balloons that they had, grounded on their land. Then I came across a thrown away Helium cannister for filling such balloons.
Some people that we live amongst are pure scum.
And I would bet that you know at least one of them.
I am not Greta Scumberg.
But that girl has a point.
Do your re-cycling!

My mate recycles his bicycle magazines ED.
Can you really drive "The Mole" ED, it's my favourite
Thunderbird machines. Driven by Scott, I wonder
who is pulling his strings???

Easydrinker wrote: Wed Mar 17, 2021 1:28 am Just shoot the little feckers from the sky.
It doesn't matter what they are, they are bad!

Robert.

Which is why I suggested an EMP gun i.e Electro Magnetic Pulse gun. You don't need a license and any electronic circuit will be permanently "fried".......

Thats it Mr P. I want one of those EMP guns so I can fry things!!

In 2010 Qinetiq trialed a drone that flew for 2 weeks continuously. In the same year Boeing took on a contract to produce solar powerd drones that would fly at 60,000 ft for 5 years. They will be able to record every car journey and speed in an entire city. They will be able to record every pedestrians movements too. They will also be able to record every light that goes on and off, data acquired can be correlated with mobile phone info and smart meters to track everyone's movements (even on the bog ) Maybe it's why you never see a copper on the beat any more. The criminal element must be cacking their

gaza the instructor wrote: Wed Mar 17, 2021 7:22 am My mate recycles his bicycle magazines ED.
Can you really drive "The Mole" ED, it's my favourite
Thunderbird machines. Driven by Scott, I wonder
who is pulling his strings???

I took my E-bike moling today, I only got 3, but it was only 50 minutes, £33, not too shoddy.
I expect it to ramp up from here.
No-body pulls MY strings.

Farmer: "How much will my moles cost this year?"
Me: "I' ll tell you when I have caught them."
Farmer: "OK, carry on." (But, I will wait a full 30 days from invoice date before giving you a cheque as payment).
Every fooking year.

Robert.

I had to stop doing ecclesiastic jobs cos they can take up 5 months to pay. The Lord will provide? what a load of crap.

I really don't understand this, pay late shite .... and then they complain when you don't work for them again.

buffalobob wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:15 am I had to stop doing ecclesiastic jobs cos they can take up 5 months to pay. The Lord will provide? what a load of crap.

OOhh lord let me drive a Mercedes Benz, Ferk Off I have a Bentley !!

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A shiney Bentley?
My friends all drive Porsches
I don't want a Benz

I worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A shiney Bentley?

Oh Lord, won't you get me
A night on the town.
I'm counting on you, Lord
'cos the EU's a clown

Show me you love me
And jab my left arm!
Oh Lord, won't you get me
A night on the town?

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