Modern life (aka FFS)

[WelshGin]

They may not be in a tank. But you use it if you wish, if they deserve to go, they are well and truly gone.

Tolerance, understanding.

Mmmm, I will reflect upon this.

[phantom]

30mm DU to change an attitude

But I have a feeling you are cheating a bit, isn't that a cannon

no, just lots of barrels and a high (and very expensive) rate of fire.

[Hoomines]

Having a bad day WG?
I fart in public, when I feel like it, and if someone complains, then I will
do it again just to annoy.
Just leave me alone and mind the beak.
" Excuse me sir, but would you mine not farting in front of my wife !"
" Sorry old chap didn't realise it was her turn!"

Reminds me of my favourite shopping game, i call it supermarket squeak, you stand in the cue and let rip then turn and look at the person behind you as if it was them that did it and watch them panic as everyone who heard thinks it was them, priceless.