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Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:17 pm
by 32_16
gaza the instructor wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:55 pm
You don't have to keep your still in the box it came in. I just sit mine on the
My still room is my garage - when I'm getting the push bike out the garage door is open to the street so everything gets put away...
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:45 am
by gaza the instructor
i'm with you what the eye don't see etc...
Very lucky there I have my "man cave" as
she calls it.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 2:16 pm
by Mash
you guys must live with the same worry I do....
When I die, she will sell all my stuff for what I told her I bought it for

Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:33 pm
by Easydrinker
But WTF would you care? You are dead...
Some brother under the skin gets a bargain, your old lady gets the insewerance(?) and a shed full of booze...
Just sayin'
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:02 am
by gaza the instructor
Yes mate but I want to be cremated in my shed
Trouble is they would have to evacuate the house
next door and put the local Trumpton on stand-by.

Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:23 am
by Mash
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:45 am
by gaza the instructor
Ouiii you leave my ring out of it!!
Re: Stupid things I did today (faceplant moments..)
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 10:21 am
by Easydrinker
Mash wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:50 pm
I bought a pack of coriander seeds today, while planting them I thought "these look very similar to the ones in 1kg bag of coriander seed I use in the gin"
bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger
Similar here.
Have some Coriander sprouted from a £1'ish maybe 300 seed pack.
I have a kilo and a half of seed bought for gin and chutney last year, for less than a fiver!
Feckity,feckity,feck.
Will sow some today.
With my current BIR taste love affair that I have going on, despite thinking that coriander tastes like parsley that the cats have wazzed on, I am using lots of the stuff.
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:55 am
by Mash
Having discovered a kilo 'seed' bag I might try to make a coriander patch.
Feckity,feckity,feck. (brilliant expletives)
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:49 pm
by myles
Did a strip run today on 130 litres of Rum wash.
Everything started OK but a few minutes in I got a distinctive smell.
Walked round the corner from the sink where I was doing some cleaning and what did I see?
F*kin hell - steam coming out of my condenser!!!
I had not "checked" the coolant flow. Turned off the gas, put on the big extractor fan, and quickly checked all the coolant compression fittings.
It turns out that there was a knackered washer on one of the flexible tap connectors. Replaced in a few minutes, heat back on - and I only lost a minimal amount of product.
Could have been worse.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:56 pm
by Jennysgin
That was lucky you hadn't gone far!

Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:03 pm
by gaza the instructor
It's always a 50p item that lets the side down Myles,
It's sods law!!
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:04 am
by Easydrinker
Dibbed some more of the cheap Corriander into a pot today.
Ever hopeful.
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:51 am
by Mash
myles wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:49 pm
Did a strip run today on 130 litres of Rum wash.
Everything started OK but a few minutes in I got a distinctive smell.
Walked round the corner from the sink where I was doing some cleaning and what did I see?
F*kin hell - steam coming out of my condenser!!!
I had not "checked" the coolant flow. Turned off the gas, put on the big extractor fan, and quickly checked all the coolant compression fittings.
It turns out that there was a knackered washer on one of the flexible tap connectors. Replaced in a few minutes, heat back on - and I only lost a minimal amount of product.
Could have been worse.
These things always creep up on the best of us. I don't like those autostop connecters at all...they have a mind of there own.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:00 pm
by Easydrinker
Just once in a while I smell unwanted smells from the still room.
Usually due to not tightening down enough on connections.
I try to learn from my mistakes.
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 5:50 am
by gaza the instructor
Thats what HWMBO says and then orders me out the house.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:56 pm
by Easydrinker
gaza, without questioning your rights to LGBT, are you miss-typing?
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:45 am
by Mash

LOL
And this ladies and gents is why we run this as a pub!
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:16 am
by gaza the instructor
"Would you mind not farting in front of my wife, thank you."
"Sorry didn't realise it was her turn."
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:50 pm
by Easydrinker
Not sure that we are through this one yet?
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:38 pm
by DorsetScott
Easydrinker wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:56 pm
gaza, without questioning your rights to LGBT, are you miss-typing?
Robert.
He's been doing it forever, so my head autocorrects Gaza.
Although I'd assumed that due to talk of wifey and nursey rather than knowing orientation.
I always thought gaza's orientation was reclined.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:02 pm
by gaza the instructor
I can talk in Chinese if you are talking in crap.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:28 pm
by Easydrinker
Wo jah?
Innsjing inmo lim?
Robert.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:44 am
by gaza the instructor
20 no6 and a bag or clackers peas.
Re: Stupid things I did today (facepalm moments..)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:54 pm
by Easydrinker
So solly, you cannae smoke clackers peas.
And that is as far into racist humour as I will go.
Times have moved on.
And you of all people have a reason to wake up and smell the coffee.
Robert.