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T shirt.
I favour a t shirt with the slogan 'Please keep Your distance, common sense also seems to be in quarantine.'
Suitably spaced and positioned.
A pic of a face mask (skull and crossbones?) would also be good.
I'll take 5 mins on ebay tomorrow.

Robert.

Today I am going to go out, anywhere, everywhere, wherever I please cos we have finally been given permission to leave the naughty step and rejoin the rest of the country - providing we obey the following rules

Have a great day everyone in smart land - cheers - jack

Have a great day Jack!

jacquie wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:28 am Today I am going to go out, anywhere, everywhere, wherever I please cos we have finally been given permission to leave the naughty step and rejoin the rest of the country - providing we obey the following rules

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Have a great day everyone in smart land - cheers - jack

Girl, I hope you partied like no tomorrow!
And thanks for a late night chortle.

Robert.

Easydrinker wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:34 am T shirt.
I favour a t shirt with the slogan 'Please keep Your distance, common sense also seems to be in quarantine.'
Suitably spaced and positioned.
A pic of a face mask (skull and crossbones?) would also be good.
I'll take 5 mins on ebay tomorrow.

Robert.

Like both these ideas. I have considered printing a tee shirt with something like "common sense is not in lockdown - 2 meters applies to you"

Dress a Badger up as a Viking on a Tuesday??
Funny enough last Tuesday week Kate Hummble's Badger Watch
was on TV, but that was nothing like I imagined.

According to Viz us concerned types should wear a 2m hula hoop when out and about but make sure the hula hoop is dipped in dog shite, no one will come near you . I can see problems at check out though.

We had an old boy lived 6 doors up from me. He used to put Tiger poo from the
local Zoo on his garden to stop cats shitting on it. It worked well, till they told
him to go in and collect his own lot of Tiger Poo.

And Wotsits, why would you make them illegal, they are yummy,
mind you I prefer Quavers.
Space Hoppers, reminds me of an old girlfriend

Jack's probably not pleased,
She helped spawn an awful lot of bad jokes.
Now, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Wiki Slim Shady, it yields more laughs.

Robert.

Sitting here drinking myself into oblivion.
Split the lambs from the ewes today, (Lamb-gate has been running all week, but time to dry the mums up).
The youngsters don't need milk anymore, but they are right outside my door, shouting that they do.
The mums are not missing having their udders and teats beaten up!
They are very quiet.

Robert.

24 hours later the lambs have learnt that bleating doesn't help!

Robert.

Up at 6. Made beer. Started some bread.

The beer is done. 'House Special': Cascade summer ale. The subs are shaped & proving.

Ten past eight and all done.

First sit down with a good cuppa.
So wos 'appening...

gaza the instructor wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:41 pm And Wotsits, why would you make them illegal, they are yummy,
mind you I prefer Quavers.
Space Hoppers, reminds me of an old girlfriend

Soz i didn't make the rules they are just the hoops we in leics have to jump through to maintain our freedom, but all's cool on the whatsits front , the illegal ones taste way better jack

Mash wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:13 am Up at 6. Made beer. Started some bread.

The beer is done. 'House Special': Cascade summer ale. The subs are shaped & proving.

Ten past eight and all done.

First sit down with a good cuppa.
So wos 'appening...

That's quite a start to the day!
Enjoy the fruits of your labour

To be fair the bread was just a basic 'lob in' but did seem to benefit from a bit of neglect.

Luckily, man can live on bread and beer.

Robert.

Hi peeps, we leicesterfarians land are still in partial lockdown, so have been spending a lot of time making booze, my son just said 'mum you have to stop there is over 60ltrs of spirit in the garage, add to that the wines cider and beer it's got a bit out of control' I guess I don't handle boredom very well. I think he just wants me to stop cos have been dragging him round hedgerows collecting wild fruits cos he's tall. and we have a really old orchard here and he can climb the trees

Big thanks though to everyone for helpful advice and making me snigger lots, and Gazza advice and posts on using t500, got power controller thingy and it does arf make it easier to control the run. Also got air stone and pump - totally loving easy polishing and loving the results, freeze stripping trials next - cheer Mash. Plus big cheers to ED and his mods for keeping it all running too - cheers - jack

Respect Jack. Smashing post, sending all the best to you and yours.

Only 60 liters.. Come on!

Plus one with what Mash said.
Glad that you are remaining sane jack.

Robert.

About to post in this thread, and had to edit the word 'you' into this post.
Sorry,sometimes too many Snozzcumbers get the better of me.

So today, I bottled a beer, got another started and got a 50 litre sugar wash going.
Finding time for alcohol production has been hard recently, but I am now doing it.
And I need to, the stocks are depleting rapidly.
Another beer will be brewed on the morrow.

We have had much rain in these parts, and where our piggies live resembles the Somme, during the bad days.
They have another 4 weeks of grunting before they visit the butcher, and so tomorrow I must re-fence their grazing area.

Today, I also sorted car tax, insurance and breakdown. So can forget for another year.
Distractions falling away.

Robert.

Put 100l of CF wash in my airing cupboard today. Unfortunately my inconsiderate OH had packed it with feckin washin while my back was turned. I know she likes to pick stuff up so I put it on the bathroom floor for her. Don't know why she got all sweary and in my face about it as I distinctly remember her saying that she liked surprises when I made her a cup of tea only the day before Don't know why she put all my washing in a suitcase either, she knows it goes in the chest of drawers, some people eh

Think I know her sister!

buffalobob wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 11:52 am Put 100l of CF wash in my airing cupboard today. Unfortunately my inconsiderate OH had packed it with feckin washin while my back was turned. I know she likes to pick stuff up so I put it on the bathroom floor for her. Don't know why she got all sweary and in my face about it as I distinctly remember her saying that she liked surprises when I made her a cup of tea only the day before Don't know why she put all my washing in a suitcase either, she knows it goes in the chest of drawers, some people eh

ROTFLMAO!

Robert.

Mash wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 8:33 pm Think I know her sister!

Did you marry her?

Robert.