Still Smarter

For a couple of years now my friends and I have stopped sending each other birthday cards, it's a waste of time and effort, you just accept them and in a few days throw them in the bin.
A decent card is around £2.50, instead of a card we now give a chicken in a bag from Aldi, this costs a little more but is money well spent and feeds 4 people with enough leftovers to make a soup, as they say "Winner, winner chicken dinner".
https://www.aldi.co.uk/extra-tasty-whol ... 7007125400
Please be aware this is not a gift and should not be given as such, it is a replacement for a card, you could write happy birthday on it if you like.
Next time you go to buy someone a card have a think....'What would Bob prefer, a card or a chicken in a bag?' What would you prefer?

That is a nice idea, but it is cheaper to post a card.

Robert.

Good job you didn't send him a Duck, he would think you were QUACKERS.
Or a DEER , oh deer oh dear.
Ok I will get my coat and shut the door on the way out.

Postage would be a deal breaker... but face to face chicken in a bag is awesome!

gaza the instructor wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:45 pm Good job you didn't send him a Duck, he would think you were QUACKERS.
Or a DEER , oh deer oh dear.
Ok I will get my coat and shut the door on the way out.

Chicken mate chicken! not venison. Come on, read the OP