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I read it in the bible

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:06 am
by Teddysad
Have a quick read of Proverbs 31:6,7 King James Version

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:38 pm
by Easydrinker
LOL.
I did have to Google it.
I don't own that book.

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:05 am
by Mash
I did the same, but couldn't think of a whitty comment.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:20 pm
by Teddysad
I dont either lol

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:42 pm
by Mr Mac
Happy to perish, but can’t remember why?

Cheers! :D

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:00 pm
by Curmudgeon
Pickled things don't perish.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:26 pm
by Easydrinker
And the pissed shall inherit the Earth, or some such?
What was that lyric from Pulp?
"The meek shall inherit nothing at all.....

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:19 am
by Mash
Or is that the earth shall inherit the pissed.

Let's be fair, In modern society the meek haven't got a hope...... I'll stop that now

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:15 am
by Easydrinker
" ... If they stopped being so feeble, they could have so much more."

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:50 am
by EchoSevenNine
Apparently theres a boat big enough to hold 2 of every animal in the world in there too.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:24 pm
by Mash
I heard a good quote from somebody interviewing a woodsman the other day..
" So you don't use any power tools, then? "
"If God had intended us to use power tools. You would have given them to Noah"

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:30 pm
by EchoSevenNine
I reckon he had them.

At least a Dewalt cordless.

How else would he construct the required 2km long vessel!

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:36 pm
by Curmudgeon
He built it in metric?

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:27 am
by Easydrinker
This world is going to hell.
You can buy an electric car, but you will not save it.
China fugs up the skies making cheap shit for us to buy on Ebay.
Brazil chops down the rainforest.
I have no progeny, and an easy conscience.
A little pissed off that I might end my days driving an old electric milkfloat.

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:30 am
by gaza the instructor
No ED the mighty V8 will prevail, well with a few of
us anyway.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:15 am
by EchoSevenNine
Long live the internal combustion engine!

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:13 am
by Easydrinker
Start distilling your own fuel - NOW!

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:23 am
by EchoSevenNine
Can one obtain and ethanol fuel licence in the UK?

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:55 pm
by Mash
I think you might need to prove a need. .... and tonic and lemon ain't gonna cut it.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:11 pm
by EchoSevenNine
...AND TODAYS CHALLENGE IS...

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:33 pm
by gaza the instructor
Tonic ice and a slice works for me Mash.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:57 am
by Easydrinker
EchoSevenNine wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:23 am Can one obtain and ethanol fuel licence in the UK?
Like you have a license for your other products? :)
Think Mad Max.

Robert.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:56 am
by EchoSevenNine
Easydrinker wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:57 am
EchoSevenNine wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:23 am Can one obtain and ethanol fuel licence in the UK?
Like you have a license for your other products? :)
Think Mad Max.

Robert.
I'm just thinking along the "just incase" lines, Robert.

If by some unknown twist of fate, an Officer of the law happened upon my activities one day, i could always say "sure thats just fuel, Officer, heres my permit, i trust everything is in order?"

I'm not gonna pay hundreds per year for it, but if it was a 20 quid admin fee or some nonsense it could be worth it.

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:17 am
by Mash
hmmm. I like your thinking. Do you store much of your fuel in a 70ml screwtop bottle?

Re: I read it in the bible

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:11 pm
by EchoSevenNine
No, i store it in Demijohns.

Possibly soon to be stored in a 30l Stainless Olive Oil barrel!