You start to drink more and your tolerance level just keeps rising.
Overtime , you start making your own booze, all of it; beer, wine and spirits.
Cost is no longer a concern and it is good stuff.
You ensure that you never drive drunk, by owning two breathalysers, which cost you £60 per year to have checked and recalibrated.
You remain in good health, continue to be an active blood donor, almost 80 armful's.
Then, having pushed your weekly intake to between 150 and 200 units, possibly a little more, each and every week, - you develop what we might term 'a medical condition'.
Which a roomful of G.P.s, speaking "off the record", say needs a neurologist referal.
(Don't ask how that happened.)
So, you ban yourself from motorway driving, invest in a blood pressure monitor, and discover your BP is through the roof.
You read every sensible piece of advice available.
You realise that possibly the only contributing factor to high blood pressure that applies to yourself is alcohol consumption.
What a pisser, you have to cut back.
Currently cut down to 15 units a day.
Slowly,slowly. And it will be, cutting out booze in home environs, for me, is like quitting smoking.
Blood pressure falling fast.
Which may sort my 'medical condition'.
It does remain a pisser, - I will have to cut back further. but will never get to a recommended less than 14 a week.
The only point of this post is to alert others of something that they may be able to avoid.
And to say that if I disappear, you know what happened.
On that cheery note, I wish you all good health!
And I'll meet the failures on the other side.
Robert.