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by gaza the instructor
Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:19 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Pork pies
Replies: 17
Views: 60

Re: Pork pies

Only thing I cut is Cheese Mash!
by gaza the instructor
Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:36 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Pork pies
Replies: 17
Views: 60

Re: Pork pies

cutting wot?
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Old recipes.
Replies: 14
Views: 57

Re: Old recipes.

wot is wong wivve Spam Spam wonderful Spam, goes great wivPineapple
and Liver!!
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Pork pies
Replies: 17
Views: 60

Re: Pork pies

My Pork Pies come from Tesco's, they need Branson Pickle and a slab of strong Cheddar to be right.
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Ferm fridge back.....
Replies: 9
Views: 27

Re: Ferm fridge back.....

Where do you get these big yellow creatures from Ice.
I like!!!!
by gaza the instructor
Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:54 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Old recipes.
Replies: 14
Views: 57

Re: Old recipes.

Spam spam wonderful spam.
by gaza the instructor
Wed Sep 16, 2020 8:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Midges
Replies: 18
Views: 125

Re: Midges

Them spiders don't speak our lingo Mash.
by gaza the instructor
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:51 pm
Forum: T500
Topic: Water Flow Regulator
Replies: 23
Views: 1916

Re: Water Flow Regulator

I throw lots away in my old age Mash.
Lolly sticks, used condoms, banana skins,empty Beer cans.
Just naming a few.
by gaza the instructor
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:47 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Midges
Replies: 18
Views: 125

Re: Midges

My grandma worked for Fife bananas, and all came in by boat. For London all came to Kinston upon Thames and unloaded there. My Nana worked in the offices, nice and warm. You know what happens next a scream, a woman in the loo, a large terachilla spider. Total embarrassment for the lady and the man s...
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sugar @Booker.
Replies: 22
Views: 156

Re: Sugar @Booker.

ED you doubt the word of Ice and The Gaza? There will be terrible things happening, not Horses heads but large, hairy, fast Spiders borrowed from another member. We will hear no more of this dis-belief or doubt other wise The Iceman cometh and probably Mrs Ice. I the great Gaza will not, as its to f...
by gaza the instructor
Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:18 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sugar @Booker.
Replies: 22
Views: 156

Re: Sugar @Booker.

We're Jammin' as Bob said. Neutral all year at this price.
by gaza the instructor
Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sharpening stuff
Replies: 2
Views: 54

Re: Sharpening stuff

Its okay for you, but I am not allowed sharp things in case I stab things,
like myself or other people especially when they annoy me.
"Ohh Gaza your dolly has no nose, how does it smell?"
"Will your eyesight improve if I cut your ears off? Cause you won't be
able to wear your specs!"
by gaza the instructor
Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:36 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sugar @Booker.
Replies: 22
Views: 156

Re: Sugar @Booker.

Bought 15x5kg last week will top up this week to last till new year.
Need to be lock down proof so bought 5 cases of Holsten Pils to be
on the safe side.
by gaza the instructor
Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:33 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Midges
Replies: 18
Views: 125

Re: Midges

We have banned the little suckers from coming inside the M25.
Stay away bite the yokals.
by gaza the instructor
Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sugar @Booker.
Replies: 22
Views: 156

Re: Sugar @Booker.

Yes but £2.15 for a 5kg bag just rip and tip!
I hate weighing out.
by gaza the instructor
Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Just when I thought I'd seen it all
Replies: 13
Views: 110

Re: Just when I thought I'd seen it all

Timed at drivers in the Xmas season(sorry ED) soft target or
those on the October cut down.
I drink Diet Coke cheap enough.
by gaza the instructor
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:29 am
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: More slug hunting...
Replies: 22
Views: 249

Re: More slug hunting...

My brother asleep in the garden on his back snoring.
It was to tempting wide open mouth, just dropped
a small one in along with an Ant and Earwig. :lol:
by gaza the instructor
Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: More slug hunting...
Replies: 22
Views: 249

Re: More slug hunting...

A touch of Garlic Sir???
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 06, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: Distillation
Topic: 2nd strip run...
Replies: 20
Views: 215

Re: 2nd strip run...

4ltrs at 50 odd% that should give you a nice 30% spirit run mate?
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 06, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: Build Your Own.
Topic: It's like Crimbo....
Replies: 8
Views: 148

Re: It's like Crimbo....

Sweet success mate, game on and welcome back.
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:25 pm
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: Richard the third. Help saught.
Replies: 13
Views: 199

Re: Richard the third. Help saught.

Dog shit. Bird shit. Frog shit, and now Bull Shit USA style.
Well done Phantom. :lol: :lol:
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Where I am today
Replies: 1026
Views: 61062

Re: Where I am today

Do you mean Empowered ED or is that to much Area 51?
do-do-do-do we are not alone.
by gaza the instructor
Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: Richard the third. Help saught.
Replies: 13
Views: 199

Re: Richard the third. Help saught.

Steak Cheese and Beer plus a few bits!!
by gaza the instructor
Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: Richard the third. Help saught.
Replies: 13
Views: 199

Re: Richard the third. Help saught.

I go to Costco, "Its a tough job ,but only one of you can go atm. :lol:
by gaza the instructor
Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:33 am
Forum: Growing Stuff
Topic: More slug hunting...
Replies: 22
Views: 249

Re: More slug hunting...

No bad vision. ED wearing his undercrackers outside his shorts!!
If he stopped quickly the skid marks would show !!