This won't hurt, you just might feel a small prick!!

Q: What's that sticking in my back Batman?
A: Cock Robin!!

WG I think a 0% alcoholic drink should be called PISS !
Went to see the nurse several years ago she asked if I drank, I said yes of an evening.
Then came the lecture blah blah 21 units! I asked what a unit was? She said half a pint
so the limit is ten and a half pints correct? I then said Monday to ...

Mash wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:31 am You just know I am going to have to try it

If you use Yellow Label yeast you don't need enzymes as I think they are in the yeast.

I don't think so Mash.

Using Yellow label yeast, which I think has enzymes built in you can turn rice into
Rice alcohol I will call it, then distil into something that would flatten Japan
quicker than one of Oppenhiemers toys.

WelshGin wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:04 pmYes. But why?

Well watch " The Gentleman" and find out. It's on Netflix.

Can you make a noise and act like a Chicken?????

Guy Richie series The Gentleman, its a follow on from the film, which was brillo.
Eight parts highly recommended by me and all I know.

Anything with starch or sugar in it.

My bro had a bottle and said it was very sss moooooo th.

I can't afford one of those!!

They are still the best (see what I did there).

I think my wife has suffered from it for years!!
Is it curable?
Is it dangerous?
Do all you girls have it?
Is it contagious?

Mash, Warn the shirt, read the book, try the spirit aey mate.
If you have a little JD or JD Honey concentrate, even better.

Dive in.
https://bbqland.co.uk/products/jack-dan ... chips-2-9l

This might interest some.
An old favourite.
1 litre jar with lid, I use Kilners, add 90g JD bbq smking wood chips,
top up with neutral spirit and add a desert spoon of Maple S.
Then give it a two minute blast in the microwave screw top on and
give a little shake. Do the same for the next three days ...

Does anyone remember the little trick we used to do with JD bbq chips??

It's beginning to sound like a Monty Python sketch.
" Livin' int shoe box in middle of road "

Nice one Mash

Are you doing a handstand Ice?

I can see thee Northern Lights from my bedroom, they go all the way round the M25.

" Good evening sir, I have noticed a long bulge in your trousers sir, are you
pleased to see me?" said the Copper. "No" I said "It's my bolt croppers so I don't
have to look for my keys officer".

I would blame Postman pat's Black & White Cat!

The Tourist series 2

Now that is a thing of beauty. Think Plum Brandy etc, no scorching just yummmy.