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by gaza the instructor
Thu May 09, 2024 8:47 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Drinking too much Alcohol. 0% Abv Gin.
Replies: 8
Views: 10686

Re: Drinking too much Alcohol. 0% Abv Gin.

This won't hurt, you just might feel a small prick!!

Q: What's that sticking in my back Batman?
A: Cock Robin!!
by gaza the instructor
Mon May 06, 2024 5:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Drinking too much Alcohol. 0% Abv Gin.
Replies: 8
Views: 10686

Re: Drinking too much Alcohol. 0% Abv Gin.

WG I think a 0% alcoholic drink should be called PISS !
Went to see the nurse several years ago she asked if I drank, I said yes of an evening.
Then came the lecture blah blah 21 units! I asked what a unit was? She said half a pint
so the limit is ten and a half pints correct? I then said Monday to ...
by gaza the instructor
Sun Apr 28, 2024 8:32 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Milk vodka?
Replies: 16
Views: 16565

Re: Milk vodka?

Mash wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:31 am You just know I am going to have to try it 😁
If you use Yellow Label yeast you don't need enzymes as I think they are in the yeast.
by gaza the instructor
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Milk vodka?
Replies: 16
Views: 16565

Re: Milk vodka?

I don't think so Mash.
by gaza the instructor
Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Milk vodka?
Replies: 16
Views: 16565

Re: Milk vodka?

Using Yellow label yeast, which I think has enzymes built in you can turn rice into
Rice alcohol I will call it, then distil into something that would flatten Japan
quicker than one of Oppenhiemers toys. :lol: :lol:
by gaza the instructor
Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:05 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Good telly
Replies: 22
Views: 40825

Re: Good telly

WelshGin wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:04 pmYes. But why?
Well watch " The Gentleman" and find out. It's on Netflix.
by gaza the instructor
Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:40 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Good telly
Replies: 22
Views: 40825

Re: Good telly

Can you make a noise and act like a Chicken?????
by gaza the instructor
Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:39 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Good telly
Replies: 22
Views: 40825

Re: Good telly

Guy Richie series The Gentleman, its a follow on from the film, which was brillo.
Eight parts highly recommended by me and all I know.
by gaza the instructor
Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Milk vodka?
Replies: 16
Views: 16565

Re: Milk vodka?

Anything with starch or sugar in it.
by gaza the instructor
Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:10 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Milk vodka?
Replies: 16
Views: 16565

Re: Milk vodka?

My bro had a bottle and said it was very sss moooooo th.
by gaza the instructor
Sat Mar 30, 2024 9:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Artificial intelligence
Replies: 9
Views: 10762

Re: Artificial intelligence

I can't afford one of those!!
by gaza the instructor
Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:17 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Where I am today
Replies: 2111
Views: 1630328

Re: Where I am today

They are still the best (see what I did there).
by gaza the instructor
Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:15 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Artificial intelligence
Replies: 9
Views: 10762

Re: Artificial intelligence

I think my wife has suffered from it for years!!
Is it curable?
Is it dangerous?
Do all you girls have it?
Is it contagious?
by gaza the instructor
Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:23 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Where I am today
Replies: 2111
Views: 1630328

Re: Where I am today

Mash, Warn the shirt, read the book, try the spirit aey mate.
If you have a little JD or JD Honey concentrate, even better.
by gaza the instructor
Thu Mar 14, 2024 8:16 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Where I am today
Replies: 2111
Views: 1630328

Re: Where I am today

This might interest some.
An old favourite.
1 litre jar with lid, I use Kilners, add 90g JD bbq smking wood chips,
top up with neutral spirit and add a desert spoon of Maple S.
Then give it a two minute blast in the microwave screw top on and
give a little shake. Do the same for the next three days ...
by gaza the instructor
Thu Mar 14, 2024 8:12 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Where I am today
Replies: 2111
Views: 1630328

Re: Where I am today

Does anyone remember the little trick we used to do with JD bbq chips??
by gaza the instructor
Tue Feb 13, 2024 8:13 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Remember this...
Replies: 6
Views: 5357

Re: Remember this...

It's beginning to sound like a Monty Python sketch.
" Livin' int shoe box in middle of road "
by gaza the instructor
Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:35 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Clouds
Replies: 8
Views: 5852

Re: Clouds

Are you doing a handstand Ice?
by gaza the instructor
Wed Jan 17, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Clouds
Replies: 8
Views: 5852

Re: Clouds

I can see thee Northern Lights from my bedroom, they go all the way round the M25.
by gaza the instructor
Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:44 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Obvious isn't it?
Replies: 4
Views: 2865

Re: Obvious isn't it?

" Good evening sir, I have noticed a long bulge in your trousers sir, are you
pleased to see me?" said the Copper. "No" I said "It's my bolt croppers so I don't
have to look for my keys officer".
by gaza the instructor
Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:35 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The post office
Replies: 13
Views: 5079

Re: The post office

I would blame Postman pat's Black & White Cat!
by gaza the instructor
Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:01 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Good telly
Replies: 22
Views: 40825

Re: Good telly

The Tourist series 2
by gaza the instructor
Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:06 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Chinese Copper Pot Stills
Replies: 27
Views: 28427

Re: Chinese Copper Pot Stills

Now that is a thing of beauty. Think Plum Brandy etc, no scorching just yummmy.