Nature and stuff

[Easydrinker]

I cycled past a rabbit showing classic mexi. signs last week.

Robert.

[Mash]

I am going have to get some more live traps at this rate...

[gaza the instructor]

And shouting "Arribba Arribba" stickin' up two fingers and
disappearing into a bush for Rabbit numb numbs.

[Mash]

There are mornings when I feel the need for a machine gun

[gaza the instructor]

NO MASH please "Don't shoot me I am just the Piano player".

[Easydrinker]

You canna tire of rabbit pie.
Can you?
Or have you resorted to rat-on-a -stick?

Robert.

[Mash]

Rat-a-tui is the favourite.

[Mash]

NO MASH please "Don't shoot me I am just the Piano player".

I thought it was the messanger you don't shoot???

[gaza the instructor]

No mate it was always the old westerns in the saloon,
"Don't shoot the Piano player".

[Easydrinker]

I thought they always shot the driving instructors?

Robert.

[Mash]

Not seen that film..

[gaza the instructor]

No me neither Mash. I am stuck on "L.A. pizza delivery girls".
It's amazing what you can do on roller skates!!

[Elecrafter]

Rat Soufle is a speciality here!

Ele.

[Easydrinker]

So, my cat just brought in a young rabbit, one of his fav. foods.
The 'phat' sound of the cat flap gives it away.
Not dead, squeaking and running around.
I start closing doors.
Too late.
I had to catch it, in the shower room, finish it and throw it back to the cat.
He ate half, pseudo buried the rest (obviously already eaten one, not realy hungry, { have watched him eat twice the size in a sitting}), and he went out looking for more.
I guess not many folk are going to bed with the back half of a rabbit under the dining table.

Robert.

[wormwood]

I guess not many folk are going to bed with the back half of a rabbit under the dining table.

No, but I started the day with a possum on the door mat.

[Mash]

I want to borrow the cat!

Is there a business opportunity to breed pest control cats?

[Easydrinker]

Sadly, my cat lost his connection to his crown jewels when we trapped him, from being a feral 3 years ago.
His breeding days are past.
A shame, as he can bring down rats, weasels, rabbits and full grown hares.
He has been taught not to catch things with feathers, or at least not to bring them home.
We currently have half a dozen semi-wild pheasant chicks running around, he totally ignores them.

The teaching?
Anytime he brings in a bird to show off his prowess, I scream blue fucking murder at him, untill he exits via the cat flap.
Then I dispatch the bird, if needed.
The cat NEVER sees the bird again.
When cat finally makes a timid entry, looking for bird, he gets fuss and kanga chunks from a tin.
Tuff love, not for the squeemish.

Robert.
Part-time animal psycologist.

[gaza the instructor]

Happiness is a contented pussy!

[Easydrinker]

THAT is what Mrs, gaza tells me

Robert.

[gaza the instructor]

Wasn't me honest injun!!