Tastes like shit
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- buffalobob
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Tastes like shit
I've just read an article about Indlovu gin from South Africa. Les Ansley the owner includes elephant shite as one of his botanicals to capture the textures and flavours of the African bush and flogs it for £36 a bottle. There's hope for us all if he can get away with that. Les reckons it appeals to those with an adventurous spirit :lol
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- billythekid
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Re: Tastes like shit
It's been done with "reclaimed" coffee beans, and elephant poo fine stationary that I've seen for sale in San Francisco.
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Ah yes, now you mention it Billy I remember the, "reclaimed coffee beans" thing. I can believe the shit writing paper for sale in sf, the place is full of flakes. I suppose the stuff that goes into traditional dunder pits is probably worse than elephant crap thinking about it 
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Re: Tastes like shit
Without getting political, Many folk lose control of their spending at this time of year.
And what else do you waste your money on for the person with seemingly everything?
Elephant shite flavoured gin is now just one more step closer to the house of Borjia.
Robert.
And what else do you waste your money on for the person with seemingly everything?
Elephant shite flavoured gin is now just one more step closer to the house of Borjia.
Robert.
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- buffalobob
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I think you hit the nail on the head Robert. What do you give to the person with everything, apart from penicillin?
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A strong talking to?
Robert.
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And I think those coffee beans that are reclaimed after theyv'e passed through a Civet, are the most expensive beans in the world! A cup of coffee from those beans can cost around $80.....if you're daft enough to pay, that is.....

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Re: Tastes like shit
Marketing is one of the most amazing things on this planet, it's more powerful than religion and bought in to by most of the population.
How can anyone not living in a nuthouse think paying extra for a drink with added shite has more value, it's about as stupid as anyone could come up with other than Homeopathic shite infused gin, I might patent that.
How can anyone not living in a nuthouse think paying extra for a drink with added shite has more value, it's about as stupid as anyone could come up with other than Homeopathic shite infused gin, I might patent that.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am...
- Easydrinker
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There is always someone with more money than sense!
And if I could I would,probably.
Robert.
And if I could I would,probably.
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Re: Tastes like shit
kopi luwak 35 quid for 125g - def more money than sense 
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Where can I get Homeopathic gin? Brilliant - medical gin. Have you got a link..? How much..?
Will it be delivered before Christmas?
Will it be delivered before Christmas?
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just whack some herbs in it and call it medicinal, try willow bark and feverfew for headaches gin that cures your headache in the morning 
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Might help you mate
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