A rather silly blonde joke!
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Is it Pc to type blond jokes on this forum? I have a few but don't want to be censured!
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Not sure the admins are that hot on pc. 
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Just figured out what pc is so, ohh no that crap!! and Happy Christmas to you all
and that is pc!!
and that is pc!!
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The old jokes are the best.
Please re read my joke, page 2, December 22 no last year.
Please re read my joke, page 2, December 22 no last year.
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Luke SkyWalker and his uncle Obi-Wan went out for an early New Year Chinease meal.
Obi-Wan with the great skill that a Jedi master could exercise deftly and expertly dished himself noodles, the largest prawns and sauce using the provided chopsticks. Obi then sat to watch his nephew, Luke could not master the chopsticks, dropping food over his shirt, the table cloth and the floor.
Obi, concerned at the waste, looks at Luke disapprovingly and says 'Luke, use the forks, use the forks'!
Obi-Wan with the great skill that a Jedi master could exercise deftly and expertly dished himself noodles, the largest prawns and sauce using the provided chopsticks. Obi then sat to watch his nephew, Luke could not master the chopsticks, dropping food over his shirt, the table cloth and the floor.
Obi, concerned at the waste, looks at Luke disapprovingly and says 'Luke, use the forks, use the forks'!
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Ice.
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These foreigners get up all sorts of things.... Ice.
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